82 definitions by Your Best Idiot

a type of alcohol that leads people to becoming psychopaths
G1: dude, 5 kills and beer trails have been seen around these parts!
G2: if there's one thing, that thing means
G1: he's been dinking Psychohol!
G2: that medical?
G1: look up Urban Dictionary dude!
by your best idiot March 16, 2010

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a card game played with bottles of beer or sugary coca-cola

Rules:
- Turns go clockwise, the person on your left is after you
- Play until 1 man is left standing
- a minimum of 6 people can play
- Always have a tune playing
- Everyone must drink at least once
- Do NOT chicken out
- Never vomit,
- Never admit your in love with someone, people who want to play the game play the game
- A "drop" is 1-2 gulps of your chosen bottle

The cards:
2 = You: the person that got the card asks a random person to take a drop from a chosen bottle
3 = Me: the person that got the card takes a drop from a chosen bottle
4 = All: when this card is drawn, everybody takes a drop from their chosen bottle
5 = Boys: when this card is drawn, every boy takes the drop
6 = Girls: when this card is drawn, every girl takes the drop
7 = Lucky: nothing happens
8 = Drain it!: only 1 bottle is the casualty when this card is played
9 = Recover: take up to 3 turns out healing
10 = Double time!: take up to 6 turns out healing
Jack (11) = Pwned: you're out for a turn
Queen (12) = Question: ask a person a question, in turn either awnser or ask another person a question. if the chain breaks the person who broke the chain takes a drop
King (13) = The boot: the drawer is out until the next round
Ace (1) = Everyone's fucked: it's anyone's game when this card is drawn
Matt: I played 5 rounds of Drinks for Cards with Dan and his friends. some of them were girls!
Mike: Woah, how may rounds did you win? and how many bottles were spent?
Matt: 3, 14
Mike: ... fucking wow
Matt: now i have a fucking headache
by your best idiot May 16, 2010

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You just lost it
DAMNIT! WHY DO YOU THINK OF WINNING THE GAME!
by your best idiot April 05, 2010

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What happens when you listen to Eminem and Afroman at the same fucking time
Duuude, i'm listening to Afrinem
by your best idiot May 15, 2010

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when, after you get humiliated by a Senior student at your school, you devise, and carry out, a plan that ends in answers and complete humiliation on the senior student who took you down in the first place
Mark: There ya go, loser!
Dane: Aw come on, man!
Mark: Fuck that, i'm going to have awesome buttsecks with my gf in the office
Dane: you know what, that gives me an idea
*hooks up a camera to the main television system*
Dane: Pure... gold! internet gold at that!
* The next day*
Mark: Yesterday was amazing
Jack: Yeah, you had buttsecks with Brenda
Mark: lolwut?
Jack: Dude, you did you, or did you not see the TV in the office that showed the whole moment start to finish?
Mark: Aw, shit...
Dane: status on "Senior Takedown", accomplished!
by your best idiot May 14, 2010

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can mean
1: the best character in the animated comedy show, Family Guy
2: a delusional wide person
3: to think Jews are great with money, laugh at a word that homophonous with a word related to bathroom humor
4: to despise Canada, though is living IN Canada
5: to always laugh by repeatedly saying a word
1: yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump, CAN'T TOUCH ME!
2: see that guy over there, Peter Griffin material to me
3: Jews are great with money, to some it's their duty! heh heh, doodie. heh heh heh heh heh, diarrhea
4: Let's get that fuckwad for insulting Canada, eh?
5: heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh
by your best idiot April 16, 2010

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Shithead in L33t
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by your best idiot April 07, 2010

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