A term for a moment of slowness, confusion, and or dumbness. It is used as a noun, and the adjective form is Chriszanic
, helping describe a person that continuously experiences moments of slowness.
Miguel: I busted a chriszani when I thought that buffalo wings were made from buffaloes.
Sarah Park: LMAO, oh my god, my friend Soo Chin is so Chirszanic, she's slow like 24/7 ughh.