When a woman has an areola bigger than a human head.
When Beth Chapmans top fell down it was clear she had Extra Large Areola Disorder.
Dog Chapman is a 5'4", 122 lbs. Dog wears special cowboy boots that make him 5'6" tall. His face is so destroyed from smoking he has to wear sunglasses.
This self proclaimed "bounty hunter" was involved in a murder some years ago. He was able to reduce his charge by ratting out his friends.
His roving band of white trash people often chase tiny crack heads and spray them with pepper spray.
Duane Dog Chapman is a total pussy.
Look honey, Dog Chapman just tackled another girl.
Why does Dog Chapman think he's an Indian?
Dog Chapman pretends to be from Hawaii when every one knows he is a white trash person from the trailers of Colorado.
How does Dog Chapman fuck that fat wife?
1. A small wrinkled shit log.
2. A tiny turd in a toilet.
3. Struggling to shit and only being able to squeeze out a poo ball.
1. When I opened the rest room door, Larry Craig was jacking off and I noticed someone had left a Dog Chapman in the bowl.
2. When I flushed it all went down except for a Dog Chapman.
3. I was on the bowl for 30 mins and finally was able to shit out a Dog Chapman.
Mutant with one giant ball. The Testemorph often takes his sexual partner by force, male or felmale makes no difference to the Testemorph. The courting usually begins with a ball rubbing ceremony ending with full blown penetration of the anus, vagina, mouth or males anus. The Testemorph is capable of shooting an unheard of amount a semen. Sometimes measured in litres the ejaculate contains no sperm as the Testemorph is sterile.
After my tenth beer a drunkin testemorph jumped out of the bathroom and shouted "I'LL FUCK ANYTHING THAT MOVES!!".
Mutant creep with one giant ball. Has the ability to shoot massive quanities of semen. Known to take a sexual partner by force. One important note is that the Testemorph with rub his ball on both men and women.
I opened the stall door and I saw the testemorph cover Larry Craig with a massive amount of lumpy semen. Craig looked at me and said "I'm not gay, I never have been gay!"
To examine your shit before you flush and find logs that remind you a people.
Dude, I found a shit log look-a-like today after I flushed, one little turd made it back and it looked just like Dog Chapman.
Dude I find the Dog in my shits all the time. He is a wrinkled old fuck.