52 definitions by Young Reezie

the gift of choice for naughty boys and girls
you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things
by Young Reezie December 22, 2009
A mushroom cloud is a distinctive fiery mushroom-shaped cloud of condensed water vapor or debris resulting from a very large explosion. They are most commonly associated with nuclear explosions, but any sufficiently large blast will produce the same sort of effect. They can be caused by powerful non-nuclear weapons like the GBU-43/B Massive Ordnance Air Blast bomb. Volcano eruptions and impact events can produce natural mushroom clouds.

Mushroom clouds are formed by many sorts of large explosions under earth gravity, near the ground. Mushroom clouds form as a result of the sudden formation of a large mass of hot, low-density gases near the ground creating a Rayleigh-Taylor instability. The mass of gas rises rapidly, drawing up a column of additional smoke and debris in the center to form its "stem". The mass of gas eventually reaches an altitude where it is no longer of lower density than the surrounding air and disperses, forming the "head".

Nuclear mushroom clouds are often also accompanied by short-lived vapor rings around the stem, called "Wilson clouds". These are created by the blast wave causing a sudden drop in the surrounding air temperatures, causing water vapor in the air to condense around the explosion cloud's "stem".

Mushroom clouds cannot form after an explosion high in the air, under water, or in space. In space the explosion would be somewhat spherical.
goddammit people a mushroom cloud is a physical phenomenon not a sexual move
by Young Reezie December 13, 2009
1.) A martial arts move done by Bruce Lee which involves only moving his fist for one inch near a victims body but with such force that the victim immediately suffers massive internal injuries and begin to hemorrhage out his intestines. Will shatter ribcage with such force that small pieces of bone fly out your ass.

2.) Description of a girl who is performing fellatio and is inexperienced at it and is unable to put more than one inch of a man's penis in her mouth due to her untamed gag reflex. Hence she is only able to give fellatio to the head of the penis, typically one inch in length.
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*victim explodes*

Bruce lee: one inch blow...
girl: i'm sorry :( i'm a virgin
Bruce lee: ONE INCH BLOW!!
*girl explodes*
by Young Reezie January 24, 2008
website of the currently defunct torrent distribution site, was once great but fell victim to RIAA and MPAA bloodsuckers whose purpose are solely for draining virgin children of their souls

a lawsuit on nov 26 resulted in the removal of pretty much all of mininova's content

you can visit it here www.mininova.org if you want some free desktop wallpapers of birds or something...
Mininova Statistics as of 24 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 1,316,806
* Total torrent downloads: 10,062,351,935

Mininova Statistics as of 26 November 2009:
* Total torrents in database: 8,859
* Total torrent downloads: 0 <--- GG
by Young Reezie December 06, 2009
Obviously a VERY homosexual game as described above, as a massive sausagefest gets busy drinking and fucking each others buttholes.
crunkopoly is played by lonely frat boys who want to explore their sexuality, their homosexuality.
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
The act of gratuitously making exorbitant amounts of money in a very short amount of time, thereby inciting many jealous haters to hate on you.
Charles Barkley: "I don't care how much they pay him, Ernie, this kid is a disgrace to basketball, he epitomizes everything wrong with the game today!"

Ernie Johnson: "Now, Charles, it seems to me that you're hatin' on Riley 'cause he be stacking paper to the ceiling and rides on 24" chrome."

Charles Barkley: "Yea, thats true."
by Young Reezie January 23, 2008
A polymer framed, double action only semi automatic pistol chambered for the .45 Automatic Colt Pistol (ACP) cartridge. Manufactured by the Glock company of Austria. Comes standard with single column six round magazine.

Can be modded to a fully automatic machine pistol with a 26 round capacity (high cap mag).
A Glock 45 pistol at my local gun shop.
by Young Reezie January 29, 2008

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