Another Disney-Money-Maker. A wanna-be Vanessa Hugens
, Hilary Duff
, and Briteny Spears
who is extremely vain. She "sings" songs about her fame, also known as Hannah Montanna
. She doesn't even sing, it's pretty much talking, no wonder why she is so talentless
. She got it from her ugly dad. Is also a bad actor with a fake accent. She is selfish, rude, vain, and talentless. She thinks she is the best singer in the world. No one (with common sense) knows why she even got famous. Wait, it's because of her washed-out ugly dad!
1. Miley: YOU GET THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS BECAUSE I ROCK!!!
Miley: Aren't me iz an FANTABULOUS singer?
Person with a brain: No.
Miley: WAAAA! BUT I'M MILEY CYRUS!
Person with a brain: Yeah, that's why my ears and eyes bleed!
Miley: Well, NOBODY'S PERFECT! I gotta work it! Again and -but wait.... I'm Miley Cyrus so I'm perfect!
8 year old that brainwashed because Miley is such a ugly bad singer: YEAH! HANNY MONTANNY U ARE LIKE SO AWESOME!
Miley: Noooo, I'm Miley~ Because I like PUNK. (and yet she is wearing pink lol)
Miley: Good night everybody! Thank you for being spoiled little brats for begging your parents into wasting their life-time paycheck!
Fans (in a robot voice): Anything for you, Hanny Montanny!
Miley: FOR THE LAST TIME I'M PUNK! Now I gtg for a manicure with ponies! (lol)
Miley: Oh yeah, I forgot, I need to pose for Vanity Fair again!
2. Fan: Do you like Hanny Monntanny?
Person: No, and all of the fans are such posers! If you were a true fan you would know it's Miley Cyrus, and she doesn't even sing, she talks!
Fan: Your stooped.
Person: It's YOU'RE STUPID and that's not even an insult!