Your Team is a game played by two or more people, normally in a group of friends. The point of the game is to find the following: Old people, Ugly people, Handicapped people, Stupid people, Fat people etc.... All things bad.
The way to play You Team: See one of these undesirables "Your Teamers" and point them out to another person you are playing with. Just say "Your Team" and then they are added to that person's team. The point of adding old and crippled people to the other person's team is strategy for the coming war. (more on that soon.)
Each person playing is considered a General of their own army. Each time a You Teamer is added to that person's army they are essentially getting a useless solder. Like having an army of only foot solders fighting against a wave of jet fighters if that makes sense.
At the end of time there will be a war between all the Generals and their respective team members will fight each other. That's why it's important not to put well off people on each other person's team. The winner will be those that have smart strong and young team members and the loses will be those with an army full of You Teamers.
Hey man look at the ugly fat bitch over there. She's on Your Team.