2 definitions by Yortisme

How one defeats Psoeidon's Kiss:
Placing a couple sheets of fresh toilet paper in the bowl before a sizable bowel movement, reduces the risk of Poseidon's Kiss.
Aww man! Poseidon's Kiss again?

Next time try using Poseidon's Pillow!

Hey, who the fuck are you and what is Poseidon's Pillow?

Neverfuckingmind who I am. Poseidon's Pillow is where you simply place a few sheets of toilet paper in the bowl before you take a giant shit.

Oh, sounds cool.
by Yortisme August 13, 2015
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What Brandon Frasier did at the Golden Globes
Man, Tommy was so excited about his new car he did a retard clap!
by Yortisme January 26, 2010
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