James Cameron's pet project for 10 or so odd years that, similar to Zepplin's pet project called
the 'Hindenburg' might have gotten off, but utterly failed
to deliver. The premise is a Dances with wolves like atmosphere, were the Army
is now a corporate mercenary force sent
out to protect galactic
miners from the indigenous aliens
that inhabit the mined planet of Pandora. A diplomatic approach is conceived where a chosen few will be mentally connected
to living Human-Alien hybrids and take on their
the title of Avatar. Once these
people are avatars, they will go into the forest and gain the trust
of the native Na'vi, tall slender, and blue aliens
that need to be relocated so the Company can mine their
area for a precious element called
Unobtainium. Trouble brews and drama grows, money
is spent, and this IS ONE OF THOSE MOVIES YOU CAN ONLY SEE AND ENJOY IN THEATERS.....sadly you can't watch
it at home for a dollar
and be disappointed.
Jack: " Jane! Did you see Avatar"
Jane: "Yes Jack, I did."
Jack: "didn't you just love that cool 3D and the special effects?
Jane: " Jack, quite frankly, I did not. I thought the entire film was a giant waste of $13.50 and 2 and half hours. James Cameron cannot write for shit, cannot create decent characters, cannot cast
properly, and has way to much fuckin' money in his back pocket. How you could like it, you little waste of jizz, is way beyond
Jack: "But, but, the effects..... the 3D.......the sexy blue chick....."