33 definitions by YapmelkXela

/)

Used to show a "thumbs up" or some sort of approval - can also be used in a sarcastic manner; the opposite of \)

Guy: Dude, I passed "Polly" on expert drums on Rock Band!
Dude: /) Cool story, bro.

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

Capping

The act of cussing someone out and/or yelling at that person online on a website forum or in an instant messenger.

Mark: HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I FUCK YOUR DOG?
Tom: Why are you capping me? You're a jackass.

by YapmelkXela December 6, 2009

Selfish Shellfish

Someone that only thinks about themself. It's basically calling someone selfish, but more redundant.

Gary: Dude, can I have some cigarettes?
John: No! They're all mine! Fuck off!
Gary: Dude, fine. Y'don't need to be a selfish shellfish about it. Fuck.

by YapmelkXela October 15, 2009

Vagyro

A vagina looking like roast beef, with some creamy mystery sauce oozing out of it... probably caused by some sort of STD(s).

I can't think of a gyro without thinking vagyro.

by YapmelkXela March 6, 2010

Laidy

A woman that is particularly easy to get in bed; a synonym for whore, hoe, or slut.

Boris: How do you like that pornstar Tori Black?
Orville: Oh, I'd like to put it in her keister!
Boris: She's quite the laidy!

by YapmelkXela October 18, 2009

.l.. d'.'b ..l.

A great way of owning someone - without words - on the internet. Represents a guy flipping someone off.

Roger: Howdy!
Robert: .l.. d'.'b ..l.
Roger: :(

by YapmelkXela October 6, 2009

DQ

Dashboard Quit. This is done when someone is playing a game on Xbox LIVE and leaves the game. In most games, this type of quit doesn't change the player's stats.

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

"OMFG! That piece of shit n00b with the heartbeat sensor thinks he's hot shit! Fuck this, I'm gonna DQ."

Gears of War 2

"That asshole thinks he's a real hard ass tea bagging me while I'm bleeding out. Oh yeah? DQ this."

by YapmelkXela November 17, 2009