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2 definitions by Yankees Girl

 
1.
When someone updates their facebook status and/or posts links one after another in a short period of time.
Friend 1 What's up with Mary Lou? She just updated her fb status 5 times in the past 10 minutes!!

Friend 2 She has a severe case of status diarrhea!
by Yankees Girl August 09, 2011
 
2.
Someone who is a sanctimonious asshole. Usually a politician.
Example 1

Voter 1 - Wow listen to that holier-than-thou candidate talk about finding religion, even though he cheated on his first 2 wives.

Voter 2 - Yep, he is rectumonious.

Example 2

Candidates who preach "do as I say, not as I do" are rectumonious.
by Yankees Girl February 29, 2012