1 definition by YankeeStuckInTexas

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The definition of a west Texas town. This town has everything Texas is known for, and all of its steriotypes. This town loves George W. Bush (even thought he ruined the country), if they could have re-elected him for a third time they would have. Nothing happens on the news here. The highlight of the week is when a long horn gets loose and runs down the highway. This town has 3 universities and 3 technical colleges. Therefore you would believe this is a party town. No. It is a wanna-be party town where the clubs close at midnight! Abilene has brisket, cows, real cowboys, rediculously large pickup trucks, bedazzled everything, and women with big asses. Everything is bigger in Texas right??
Example 1- "Who did you vote for?"

"Bush!"

"He cant run this year!"

"So."

Example 2-
"Dude lets go to the club!"

"Uh it is 11:30 in Abilene. Bars close in thirty minutes."

"Aww, this town sucks!"
by YankeeStuckInTexas March 12, 2009

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