Usually from Austin TX, The elusiveart fag can be found at your local whole foods or HEB shopping in the organic section for some taro root chips and some tree bark jerky. at night they perform abstract arts at the many venues in Austin. Such shows include standing in the center of a canvas, pouring a milkshake on his head then spinning in circles yelling some non sense about trees while riding a unicycle and playing a violin with one string.
art fag: HEY, YOU GOTTA SEE THIS PICTURE I TOOK AT THE BUS STOP!!!!
me: ????? looking at a picture of a sidewalk and confused
art fag: ITS FUCKING EPIC RIGHT!! I had to show you!!!