1 definition by XxFATALITYxX951 & Roseberry327

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FAKE TAN AWWWW YEAH!!

(Theory)
It's been said that when one who has become "golden" they are now resistant/invincible to water. That H20 will run off there bodies as if nothing has touched them. In this case WATERPROOF!

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It's a proven fact that water will run off your skin. It's just how it is lol that's why you never see golden(tan) people wet!

This is true! The evidence dates wayyyyy back when Moses crosses the Red Sea with his followers and the sea SPLITS in two... NOW THEY WERE GOLDEN!

"I concur that your statement is true! Since from the beginning of time have golden people walked our earth....waterproof!" - (Theory Pronounced true by Famous Archeologist 1/2 Alien and 1/2 Human - Roseberry327)

Roseberry327 You are now GOLDEN ;)
by XxFATALITYxX951 & Roseberry327 August 25, 2011

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