3 definitions by Xlapmeister IV

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Pronounced "ZzzzsLAP"

It must be written with a capital "x" - "Xlap"

A "Xlap" is a particularly aggressive attack, usually upon the face of the person in question.

A "Xlap" can be simplified as a backhand to the face - but it is very important to note that when threatening to "Xlap" someone, it is essential that you lift the right arm, so it is in line with the left shoulder (reverse if left handed) - therefore aligning the arm diagonally accross the body. From here, the Xlap backhand may be performed when required.
Poon: If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm gonna Xlap his ass!

Me: What on earth did you just do to that Chav?
Poon: I Xlapped his damn foice.
by Xlapmeister IV May 30, 2007

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Pronounced "Zlaype" (as in rape)

For background information, see "Xlap".

A "Xlape" is the action of "owning" someones "foice" by the deliverence of a "Xlap". It could be considered a more powerful form of the "Xlap".

Once the "Xlap" has been applied and the receiver is (preferably) unconscious, the one who applied the "Xlap" can be said to have "Xlaped" the other. It is important to note here that: "Xlapped" is pronounced "Zlapped" and is the past tense of "Xlap"
: "Xlaped" is pronounced "Zlayped" and is the past tense of "Xlape"
Me: That can only be described as Xlape.
Poon: Yeah, I Xlapped his ass good.
Me: It wasn't just Xlapping, it was a Xlaping.
by Xlapmeister IV May 30, 2007

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A bag full of sperm - usually a waterballoon or condom.

Used as both an insult, and helpful descriptive term.
Poon: Man, that dude is such a Gloit!
Me: Yeah I know

Poon: Ah man! I just trod on a gloit
Me: Dirt - your trousers are messy
Poon: I'm gonna Xlap whoever put that there!
by Xlapmeister IV May 30, 2007

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