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4 definitions by Xexeter

 
1.
Finding out something incredible happened via Facebook. Leaves one in a state of disbelief.
"Dude! I didn't know that Mary and Bill were going out until I saw that Facebook Bombshell!"

"I just checked Facebook and saw that my girlfriend is pregnant. That was a Facebook Bombshell..."

"Turns out my dad is gay. That was Facebook Bombshell I wasn't prepared for."
by Xexeter September 21, 2009
 
2.
When someone intentionally parks away from everyone else. (Often to park their incredibly nice car away from slam-the-door-open-ten-year-olds.)
After I bought my new Exelero, I took up prejudice parking to protect the paint job.
by Xexeter August 22, 2009
 
3.
When you are incredibly thirsty, pouring yourself a drink from a larger container (milk gallon) and then immediately drinking, and not relinquishing your hold on the aforementioned container.
I wanted the milk, but Billy had Milk Paralysis, so I had to wait. Then I kicked his ass.
by Xexeter August 18, 2009
 
4.
Wear and tear that the daily use of books, binders, and backpacks receive from being shoved into lockers.
"Dude, my history book has some locker burn... half of the pages are missing!"

"I'm going to need a new backpack... look at this locker burn."

"Dude, look at all your stuff! You had a locker inferno with how much locker burn you are rockin'."
by Xexeter February 03, 2010