1.) The 40+ year-old man you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing "Grumpy" apparel, tube socks, a Disney hat, and high shorts. Mustache, backpack, and sunglasses optional.
2.) The 40+ year-old woman you see at Disney Parks collecting pins, wearing Disney Park clothing, a fanny pack, and a form of Disney headwear. Glasses, backpack, and bad hair optional.
3.) That jerk at Disneyland who goes alone, believes everyone should be quiet in line, and gripes about it on a Disney Forum.
4.) The guy who writes "Park Peeves" online.
"So, should I bring my special Disney pins to trade with random people, and money to blow on more pins?"
"Please refrain from being a Disneyland Dork today."