A favourite after-hours prank in Hertfordshire.
Take a bird back home after a night out. F*ck her doggy-sytle and unleash your load just in time for your best mate to bust out the wardrobe and punch her in the face!
"Next time I'll hide in the wardrobe and we'll give the dirty slag a Hollywood Cheesecake!"
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