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The quest of one teenage girl's tough, life changing decision between necrophilia and beastiality.
1. Bella: "I love to have sex with furry werewolves, but the marble-cold skin of the undead has an appeal all of its own. Whatever shall I do?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
by Xalvix December 03, 2009

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