3 definitions by Wyatt Junker

3.	Fiddlesticks
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2.	Blowmance
	buy blowmance mugs, tshirts and magnets 1. When she says you can't have any unless you give her some romance first, at which point you pull out your beef bazooka and ram it into her corkhole. 2. Pre-emptive, take charge fellatio. Not wanting to be touched, she said she had a headache. That's when he grabbed the back of her head and applied some blowmance. blow job romance head fellatio pole sucking by Wyatt Junker Oct 7, 2009 share this
1.	Triptease
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