2 definitions by WretchingGoatman

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Noun - A poor, skinny, homeless child typically in Dickensian London. Normally has unnecessary filth about his face and/or clothing. The butt of many cruel jokes involving his financial status.

Verb - the act of "waifing"

Adjective - A cruel insult, normally used for people smaller or less fortunate than yourself.

Adverb - "in the manor of a waif"
Noun - Look at that stupid waif. Lets kick him and rub dirt in his waif-face.

Verb - Look man. Gimme my burlap sack back before I waif you up.

Adjective - Look at that waif person. How very waif he is.

Adverb - He walked waifly down the street.
by WretchingGoatman May 10, 2005

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by WretchingGoatman June 30, 2005

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