A yuppie is an acronym for a "Young Urban Prossesional." These people are, plainly, cunts. To go more
in depth, these people are commonly white, but there
is a large black and asian group as well. They commonly shop at brand name stores, or stores made/named after white people: Prada, Gucci, Calvin
Klein. They drive luxury
vehicles like BMWs
and Jaguars. Yuppies usually have
extremely gay names like Spencer, Hunter, Chad, Link, Randolph, Tucker, etc. They thoroughly
enjoy money and flaunting just how much many they have
. Like the Nazis
were responsible for the Holocaust, yuppies are responsible for gentrification. They usually move into ethnic, working-class neighborhoods, purchase these low cost houses, knock
them down and build luxury
condos. They move here for a taste of culture
and "urbanity," but then
they wonder where all the culture
has gone when the blue collar natives were forced to move away
due to rising property taxes and no where to live. Places faced
by this plag include: SoHo, Hell's Kitchen, Charlestown (MA).
Chad (Yuppie 1)- Hey hunter
, would you enjoy playing tennis
down by where the street hockey courts used to be?
(Yuppie 2)- Yes! Then we should jog to the local pub in our Prada jumpsuits!
Link (Yuppie 3)- Then we can go to my condo and listen to Jazz!
Seamus (blue collar worker)- Go fuck yourselves.