1 definition by Woooooo!

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A female who is absolutely clueless when it comes to the dating game. She is 30lbs overweight and has stray hairs sprouting up all over her face and chest, and she wonders why men aren't attracted to her!
aka The female version of a choad
Eva the choda was out at 2am with her girlfriends at Mel's Diner. "Pass me the Cole Slaw" she said, as she stuffed it down her pie hole and continued to bash men with her gfs. At the end of the meal a piece of bacon got entangled with the hairs on her chin. It was a fun time for all.
by Woooooo! June 10, 2009

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