When you are having sex in the back of your car and she loses control and shits on your car seat. In the morning you look at your rear seat and there
is a brown surprise
has happened to me 2 times, once
in my parents
car and my Father found
it and once
in my own car.
My old man could not work out where
the poo came from..
i was fucking sally
in the back of the car and when
I looked at the rear car seat i noticed that she left me a backseat surprise.
that brown stuff on the rear seat? I am not lending you my car ever again!
There's poo on the car seat, honey
can you check the kids shoes?