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Sex
An activity that involves stimulating the genitals, and in theory is pleasurable for at least one of the people involved. The most obvious example of this is when a dick is inserted into a pussy, pulled part way out, then pushed back in, and repeated several times until the man empties his balls or has his dick go limp because he either had too much to drink or not enough. However, there are countless variations, including anal sex, oral sex, gay sex, a gang bang, a hand job, a titty job, a etc. Also sex can be done by any number of people.

It is difficult to make a clear distinction between what is having sex and what is just fooling around or foreplay, or something else, and different people generally have different ideas about what is and isn't sex. For example, former President Bill Clinton believes that sex is not sex when it is done between the President of the United States and his intern, or perhaps any member of the White House staff, we don't know for sure.

Most species of plants and animals use sex as a means of reproduction, and sex has had a vital role in the evolution of most plants and animals.
The front page story of the New York times was pretty good this morning. They had all the details, the president's intern started coming on to him. He had some really important work to do, but said fuck it, I really could use a break right now! So first he stuck his hand up her dress and finger-fucked her til she squirted all over his hand, then she deep throated him and when her tits were all messy with her slobber she gave him a titty job, then he fucked the shit out of her and jizzed all over her dress. But it's not sex because that new law says that sex is only defined as something that people other than politicians and their staff do.
by Woody Alien September 23, 2011