86 definitions by Woody Thomas

The slow, slow, shuffling forward, usually while wearing slippers and a hospital gown, of a mental patient who has been rendered nearly catatonic by the tranquilizer thorazine
Willie did the thorazine shuffle down the hallway to his room
by Woody Thomas July 19, 2007
The Wharf Rats are a sub-group of Deadheads who are drug and alcohol free. Predominantly recovering alcoholics and or drug abusers. From the Jerry Garcia/Robert Hunter song "Wharf Rat" about a down and out wino hanging around the docks of San Francisco.
You can find the Wharf Rats congregating where the yellow balloons are during intermission.
by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006
the distance between two places if you took a straight line from one to the other
it's six miles to drive from my house to work, but only 3 miles as the crow flies
by Woody Thomas April 24, 2006
Generally regarded as the toughest fighter in the history of the National Hockey League. As notorious for his off-ice problems with alcohol and cocaine, and subsequent legal problems, as his on-ice beligerence
Bob Probert led the league with 398 penalty minutes.
by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006
A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.
Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare
by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009
What St. Louisans affectionately call a White Castle hamburger. Also known as sliders or rectum wreckers.
We went to Whitey's and got a sack of belly bombers around four in the morning.
by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006
A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.
Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.
by Woody Thomas January 07, 2006
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