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2 definitions by Woobey

An exclamation, commonly used as a statement of disbelief, disgust, repulsion, astonishment, or amazement. Often used by those that feel it necessary to slander religion or tap into "shock value" in an attempt to get extra attention.


Jesus Tap-Dancing Christ! Can you believe that ass monkey that wrote (J.T.F.C.) didn't know how to spell titty?

{please see j.t.f.c.}
by Woobey October 16, 2006
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The act of any Emergency Services apparatus (especially Fire Department) cruising through flooded-out areas and checking for floating bodies.
Once we were through crunkin', we headed back to the station.
by Woobey March 20, 2007
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