83 definitions by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter
Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.
One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 11, 2007
When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
The only redeeming feature of a dog, when it recycles its food by eating its doo doo. Oh yeah, and occasional honking up of grass (the lawn kind) on the windowsill.
We filled a double layer blu-ray recordable disc with 1080p dog coprophagia.
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 23, 2007
When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.
At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 28, 2007
Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 3, 2008
1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 20, 2008