8 definitions by Witch of the West

Top Definition
Male or female totty whose poshness is an essential part of the appeal e.g. well educated; mellifluous voice; charming classy manners; sophisticated conversation; expensive clothes; trendy address, etc.
"I've always been a push over for a bit of posh totty and couldn't resist the charms of Sebastian, the concert pianist. That silky voice and those smooth hands had my nether regions all a quiver in moments!"
by Witch of the West September 24, 2007
A very sexy male or female person. An extra sexy piece of totty.
Whose IS that hot totty bending over in those tight jeans. Sure like to get her pussy juice pumping.
by Witch of the West September 24, 2007
A skank who is beginning to wonder if men are just using her for sex.
Sceptic skank's thought bubble:
'I don't think Brad takes me seriously. He invited me to the ice hockey team party, but when I got on my back and let the all the guys bang my bitchmeat he just laughed!'
by Witch of the West September 24, 2007
Very aptly named Italian football player, who is a real gorgeous piece of hot totty.

His team is A.S. Roma who won the FIFA World Cup in 2006.
Francesco Totti is hot totty! A cockilicious, bootilicious, cockproud slut fucker! Hail the God Totti!
by Witch of the West September 24, 2007
One who burgles houses, or steals from other places, naked.

Sometimes done to avoid leaving evidence, but mainly just for the thrill of it.
Jack the naked burglar broke into the Smith's house, stole money and jewellery, had a wank and left.
by Witch of the West September 22, 2007
A skank with the pox or other sexually transmitted diseases.
That poxy-cunted septic skank gave me (and rest of the football team) the clap!
by Witch of the West September 24, 2007
A woman who is something of a paradox.

She has achieved the status of being one of the most successful female singers of all time, despite not having a particularly good voice and only being of average attractiveness.

Her success could be ascribed to 'strength of character', but, also paradoxically, she is an incredibly shallow, vacuous person, known for changing her 'personality' and image every few years in order to lengthen her career.

Her latest fad is to take children from Africa to use as fashion accessories. She is currently affecting a peculiar accent in a pretentious attempt to apparently try to sound 'english'. Has a reputation for being rude, ungracious and self-obsessed.

Has dabbled in acting at which she has proved to be a notable failure and a laughing stock, as she doesn't have any depth within her own character to draw on when creating roles.
When the Madonna (Ritchie) family visited Madame Tussaud's Museum, Madonna's husband had a conversation with her wax model for 10 minutes before realising his wife had moved on to another exhibit.
by Witch of the West October 07, 2007

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