a group of best friends that'll do anything for one another including help find one night stands or potential girlfriends. the have a shocker salute and are all athletic and good looking. they are all willing to do the shocker to any hot girls at any given moment.
them ballers from seaside are the originators of the shock squad. they always get the job done when it comes to the poontang.
The brown eye (poop shoot, butt hole) of a person named Kai. Named after Hawaiian Ewok Master Kai outta the Nor Ore. If you have ever seen an ewokai you'll know it reminds you of the little buggers off of star wars, hense Ewok's eye.
I turned the corner in the locker room and i all i saw was Ewokai, it scared the shit outta me.
He is to the ladies like the little green fella is to the force. He's like Leon Phelps of the the north coast (Nor Ore). HIs immense knowledge is unparalleled. He is a partier at heart and very rarely gets maced in the face. Also called the Crimson Surfer. He known to be a fighter with men and a lover to the ladies. dont get me wrong though, try to get attached to him and you'll learn the hard way that you really arn't that special. if into one night stands master yodas are the way to go.
There are more master yodas per capita in Seaside Oregon then anywhere else in the lower 48 states and maybe the world.