1 definition by Willy Wonka The Owner

a very short jersey girl, Uses the terms yous and aaass. says girl all the time. Name Ashley.

Umpa was talking to me the other day and said, "Hey girl, can yous believe what Willy gave us? Girl! I never had so much candy before!"
by Willy Wonka The Owner December 16, 2007
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