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I moved out of Schenectady because I could no longer stand being surrounded by crack heads.
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A town near Schenectady that proves that the "old boy network" is alive and well. Full of crooked politicians, theiving town employees, and someone who drives around all day as a BTK murderer copy-cat. But hey, it's still better than Schenectady!!
officer: "Sir are you aware the town code states your grass can be no higher than three inches, and your garbage cans cannot be in plain site except on garbage day?"

citizen: "Is this Glenville or Nazi Germany?"

officer: "THAT'S ENOUGH, ON THE GROUND ASSHOLE!!!!! LIKE THESE HANDCUFFS BOY?!?!?! THATS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU MESS WITH GLENVILLE POLICE!!!!!!"
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98% of the females you see walking around in Schenectady.
even the lil old grannies with walkers are prostitutes in Skank-ectady!!
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Despite all the racist definitions you may have heard for this word, it can actually be applied to 80% of the population of Schenectady, NY. It crosses all racial lines. Just alot of lazy folk with nothing better to do. Sometimes just drinkin beer waiting for the some crack whores to walk by so they can get some ass.
Driving thru Schenectady, one will notice one out of every three houses are infested with porch monkeys.
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Girls from Schenectady. They will do anything for that rock!!
guy 1: "Hey, what ever happened to that girl from Schenectady you were dating?"

guy2: "Dating? Are you nuts? I gave her 20 bucks and treated her like the crack whore she is! They're all crack whores in Skank-ectady!"
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The best thing that ever happened to Schenectady in recent memory. Now some of the decaying properties are being restored.
Who the hell is buying those houses the nice Guyanese folks fixed up anyhow?
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A small town just outside of Schenectady. It was once largely populated by Italians and the affluent, but nothing can outlast the teeming stench and decy that eminates from Schenectady forever. Even the Guyanese who have moved there after making some money selling cheap houses in Schenectady are leaving for better areas like Glenville and Niskayuna. And the vacancies left behind are quickly being filled by white trash ghetto scum that were born and raised in Schenectady.
Poor Rotterdam.....doomed to end up like Schenectady.
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