3 definitions by William Wells

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A solid turd with corn embedded in it
Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.
by William Wells November 16, 2006

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A polite way to tell people you have to take a dump
My grandmother said, " I have to talk to a man about a dog". I had no idea what she ment but in her day that was a way to say she had to take a shit.
by William Wells November 14, 2010

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to spread your ass cheeks and touch your cornhole up against something or someone.
My ass was ripe when I press hammed that persons face when they fell asleep at the party.
by William Wells December 12, 2005

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