5 definitions by William (It Was Really Nothing)

Top Definition
1: A rubbish singer songwriter, who likes swimming when it's snowing.
2: Rhyming slang for "Cunt"
1. James Blunt is shit!
2. You are a complete James Blunt
by William (It was really nothing) January 20, 2006
K.E.E.F an organisation started by students of Winstanley college, Wigan, England. Stands for the term 'Keep England Emo Free'. The organisation strives towards keeping England Emo Free, but short of that we just try to insult them.
Ha Ha! look at that multicoloured fringed, arse shower, tight shirt wearing, My bloody chemical funeral for a panic at the bullet romance out boy and shittily pierced emo twat! K.E.E.F! K.E.E.F! K.E.E.F!
Female ejaculation juices that are released when they are turned on.
Guy 1: Yeh man it was ace I was lickin her clit and she splinked all over me!
Guy 2: Not cool man.
1. All of the above
2. A word occasionally to call someone who has no pubes but is past the age where they should by now. Often used as an insult.
Oi! You Pleb!
or
Ha! What a Pleb!
A poor over rated indie band increasing the rapid pace of the decline of Indie music in Britain along with other bands such as 'The Kaiser Chiefs', 'Razorshite' and 'Babyshambles'.

They have a great following of people who are completely stupid and have no musical knowledge at all who often claim that they are the next Beatles. How dare they blaspheme in this way. Their lyrics consist of working class sheffield slang and go something along these lines: 'I bet you dont yu know mardy bum on the dance floor of san fransisco, scummy man!' yes all their songs sound completely the same and they're all rubbish!
Stupid fuck: LIKE OMG OMG WTF LOL! THE ARCTIC MONKEYS ARE LIKE SOO KOOL!!!!!!1111one THER LYRICS LIKE MEAN SO MUCH TO ME! THEY ARE LIKE SO THE NEXT BEATLES!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Do you know who the Beatles are?
Stupid fuck: YEH THEY WROTE THAT NURSERY RHYME DIDNT THEY, YELLOW SUBMARINE!
Any person with an average amount of brain cells: Pass me my gun.

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