An excuse that nerds have been using
for years to explain why they are unable
to obtain pleasureful blowjobs.
Nerd: "Dude, I totally would have gotten
a blowjob, but it would have
been too much trouble to remove my suspenders in order to drop
my khakis to my penny loafers, exposing my penis and testicles."
Other: "Why did'nt you just pull it out of your fly?"
Nerd: "Suspenders, chess, Dungeons and Dragons, Harry Potter, pocket protector, compuuuuter........." (hangs himself)