This is a cult language popular in the areas of south-east england (Essex & Suffolk).
It involves the use of hugely (mm) technical but completely random spoken progressions to unearth a meaning that is perhaps not consistent with common spoken English.
It also contains strong elements of sarcasm.
It is, like a bacteria, extremely contagious and always growing!
Bid, Fid, Gid
Quaatalot = not a lot
terrrrrrrrible = amazing
Live, prosper, survive, strive quack = die
plenty more......mmmmmmm i reckon!