n. singular: Always solo Starbox customer who hogs table for four. Often gazing pretentiously into the text page of new iBook his moms gave him (to keep him in her basement with his tard toys). Gazes poetically at the backside of passing females. Sighs.
orig. "writner," a fake, wanted-to-be writer. From: writer, or unemployed person.
Dude, hear the one about the Hollywood starlet who was so dumb she gave her number to a writnerd?
Snap, can't believe that writnerd wrote this provider content using just his big brain!