ripoff which will unfortunately be massively overshadowed by Microsoft
at next year's E3
. Only one of the ZOMFGAMAZING controllers is usable at a time, which means your "friends" are stuck with remote controls, presumably to change the channel to some stupid shit like Jersey Shore
. But Nintendo came prepared, now you can be a solitary antisocial dickhead while your rock-brained friends fawn over Snooki
Oh yeah, and the touch screen is resistive, no multitouch. Which means you have to jab it with an ice pick.
Whoops, I just dropped the Wii U controller! Time to phone up Indian Call Centers for a $600 replacement...