What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.
When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.
Not having any spuds.
I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.
Professing committment to a particular religious doctrine, but living a life contrary to the tenets thereof.
Godulterous clergymen, politicians, etc. n: Godulterer
Man, that Brother took off, round dancin' all the way!
Injuries sustained when being hit by a car, truck, or bus.
Unfortunately, the victim remains in the hospital, suffering from various transportusions.
A cold beer, or other malt beverage.
Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.
The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.
Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.