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13 definitions by Wico Iye Owaci

 
1.
What a guy gets if he has a fetish for women in minimal footware.
When I saw Nancy on the beach, I popped a sandalwoodie.
by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012
 
2.
Not having any spuds.
I want to make some hashbrowns, but I lacktaters.
by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012
 
3.
Professing committment to a particular religious doctrine, but living a life contrary to the tenets thereof.
Godulterous clergymen, politicians, etc. n: Godulterer
by Wico Iye Owaci January 07, 2012
 
4.
Dodging bullets.
Man, that Brother took off, round dancin' all the way!
by Wico Iye Owaci January 08, 2012
 
5.
Injuries sustained when being hit by a car, truck, or bus.
Unfortunately, the victim remains in the hospital, suffering from various transportusions.
by Wico Iye Owaci January 08, 2012
 
6.
A cold beer, or other malt beverage.
Plunkit...lemme get ya' an icehopper.
by Wico Iye Owaci January 08, 2012
 
7.
The sound of one hand clapping. It's not only a physical thrill, but a contemplative exercise as well.
Zenmasturbation is MUCH more satisfying than just wankin' it.
by Wico Iye Owaci January 08, 2012