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11 definitions by WhoIsHomer

 
1.
A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.
Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"
by WhoisHomer February 04, 2005
 
2.
Something that makes Vulcans sexually aroused. Vulcans usually raise an eyebrow and look at their superior officers suggestively when they find something logical.
"Very . . . logical. Captain Kirk..."
by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005
 
3.
Homer Simpson's exact double, whom he saw lying unconcious outside of Moe's Tavern. Sadly, before Homer could find out who this individual was, he was distracted by a dog with a puffy tail.
"This man is my exact double! THAT DOG HAS A PUFFY TAIL!"
by WhoisHomer February 04, 2005
 
4.
guy incognito's exact double.
Guy Incognito: Greetings, good men. Might I trouble you for a drink?
Moe: Oh, get out of here, Homer.
Guy Incognito: Homer? Who is Homer? My name is Guy Incognito.
by whoishomer February 15, 2005
 
5.
A man who freely, and lovingly, distributes Preparation H to the masses. Was one time convincted of murder, but he escaped and continues to spread love, joy, and anal relief.
If your bottom's not feeling fine, Raymond's here, Raymond's here Squirt this where the sun don't shine, Raymond's here to help.
by WhoisHomer February 04, 2005
 
6.
The Devil incarnae. CEO of CBS & UPN networks. Responsible for the cancellation of STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE. From my parents basement, Les, I stab at thee!
"Durr! I'm a retard named Les Moonves!"
by WhoisHomer February 05, 2005
 
7.
Son of Captain Mar-Vell. Genis went temporarily batshit fucking nuts, but he's better now.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! I am God!"
by WhoisHomer February 04, 2005