A dirty, cheating player who won the MVP in the Finals only because David Stern wants him to be the next MJ. Dwyane Wade makes more trips to the foul line than entire teams - proof that the NBA is bending the rules for him. While a great player in his own right, he is not even close to being MJ and should under no circumstances be categorized with him.
Towel: "Dude, did you see how Dwyane Wade cheated the other night?"
Beaner Towel: "Yeah man, like when the refs called a foul on Marquis Daniels when he wasn't within five feet of him? Or when Dirk got called for a foul at the end of Game 5? Or ANY SINGLE CALL HE EVER GETS?"