A condition where an individual born with
a grotesquely disfigured face that
proliferates to extreme levels of ugliness with
age. Regisphoma is asympotmatic until
puberty at which point the ugliness metastasizes to all internal organs and bodily
symptoms include mild retardation and deterioration of the spine rendering it nonexistent . Only one individual has ever been documented with
Symptoms: Lack of spine causes the inability to keep pants up at the waistline and the tendency
to act like a doormat in relationships. Mild retardation results in failure
to lock bedroom door during masturbation, a strong preference
for gay thai men as hairdressors, and a mouth that
is incapable of keeping a secret.
*Jason 2 opens door*
Jason: Dude, what
are you doing?!
*Eric covers himself
up and frantically
reaches for remote to shut off tv*
Eric: Why'd you open the door!?
Jason: You answered
'!!! Answering 'what
' means 'it's ok to come in!!!' Why wouldn't you lock
the door?!?! GAAAAAAAAHHH
Jason: I just walked in on Eric jerking off. Why the hell wouldn't the idiot lock
John: Must be his regisphoma acting up.