26 definitions by Who The Douce Are You?
| 1. | Oprah | ||
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A rich, powerful, black women, that can buy ANYONE she wants, example: Dr. Phil You just mad cause you suckas just got Oprahed
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| 2. | shallow | ||
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A person that feeds off of another persons misery, someone that judges books by their cover, someone that is needy, and spolied
The main cheerleader on the squad that dates the hot quarterback a GOLDDIGGER Guy 1: I wish I had like a crap load of money, and then maybe Janie would talk to me?
Guy 2: Why do you like her?, she is shallow, and if you did have all the money, she would spend it and leave you with nothing and move on to the next rich guy. Guy 1: Nope, she is not that type of girl. Guy 2: Oh yes she is, and anyway doens't Sally like you? Guy 1: GROSS, are you serious, she is soo ugly Guy 2: you know what, I think your right maybe you and Janie belong together, becuase you both are shallow
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| 3. | Calculator | ||
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My brain, my every ounce of being human Guy 1: Have you seen my brain?
Guy 2: what? you lost your brain? Guy 1: yeah, it is green and had buttons on it, oh yeah it say "Texas Instruments" on the front. Guy 2: dude, that's a calculator Guy 1: I DON'T CARE JUST FIND IT
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| 4. | luck | ||
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something that I don't have. Guy 1: Are you okay? You fell pretty hard. It looks like you broke yor spine and will never be able to walk again
Guy 2: Yeah, it's just my luck
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| 5. | Prostitutes | ||
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Someone who has dedicated their life and "organ" to make people happy, in return for money, but beware of the DISEASES. Guy 1: Did you hear about the prostitutes that were killed yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's ashame, all they were doing is making life more enjoyable for those who can't get "none"
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| 6. | Paris Hilton | ||
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a rich person, who is famous for being rich, started the dumbest trend, the "Dog Accessories", she is just like every other young, celebrity, partyer, she is ugly and too skinny, I wouldn't touch her with a 50 foot pole, she is loose and easy Just like at a hotel, you bring your own sheets and blankets becuase you don't know who was just in there
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| 7. | Cheating | ||
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doing homework, without all of the work and thinking Making school a hell of a lot easier
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