White person #2: Whiteeeey! Shit! Ya shudda been at my crib last night. This whitey was all up in my shit, man. I said ya betta chill out whitey or I'm gonna fuck you up. Shit, that whitey pulled out a knife, and I knocked that whitey down to da ground and beat the fuck outta that whitey. Shit. No whitey pulls that shit in my crib. Real talk.
Black person overhearing: "Whitey?"
White person #1: What tha fuck you say, bitch?
White person #2: That nigga called us whitey!
White person #1: He ain't gonna be callin nobody nuthin in a minute!
Black person: What the fuck? What the hell's goin on here?
(Cue Twilight Zone music)