One who updates their Facebook status to gain attention by posting useless information to annoy alleged victim(s).
Status Troll thrives on status replies from target victim (usually premeditated), so please be advised DFTT.
Status Troll knows of a victim that's been wanting a DSLR, Status troll knows victim will reply...
Status Troll: "Picked up a 5Dmkii..." Updated: 10 secs ago.
Victim: "Man, WTF! If I didn't tell you about it, you wouldn't get it... Lucky..." Updated 2 secs. ago.
Victim fed the Status Troll and was hungry for more...
Status Troll: "Yea, I just got it for the hell of it..."
Victim: "You Status Troll..."