5 definitions by White Bread
*Seventh game in the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater series. Available for the Playstation 2, the Xbox, the Xbox 360, and the Gamecube. Characterized by the false promise of allowing the player to skate through all of Los Angeles County, it is actually composed of several boring levels.
*a false promise
*a false promise
*Tony Hawk's American Wasteland costs $60 on the Xbox 360 even though it is the worst version of the game.
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?
* You said we could go to Disneyland! Was that just a Tony Hawk's American Wasteland?
by White Bread January 8, 2006
One of the worst band on the radio. People call it punk, but that's just because they don't know what the fuck punk music is. There hasn't been a real punk band founded in 25 years, let alone Blink 182. They are an industry, and icon, the very antithesis of punk music. This would be excusable if they were a good band, but they aren't. They only sing about their very minor problems, and they can't write good lyrics for shit.
by White Bread January 10, 2006
The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a single woman by three men while she is jacking off two additional men.This process take 25 minutes as each man rotates his position. This activity is done primarily to dominate and humiliate a woman.
Woman: I can't believe I was talked into getting Cruz Controlled by my boyfriend's buddies.It was pretty hot, but I felt like a pinchushion during it.
by White Bread April 8, 2006
Figure of speech referring to a cheater of some sort. Said cheater needs not be of Persian ancestry of a poker player.
by White Bread January 8, 2006
The vaginal, anal, and oral penetration of a woman while she is jacking off two men. All of the 5 men penetrate their assigned orifice for 6 minutes, and then switch off. The total time for the activity is 30 minutes. Cruise Control is mainly intended to humiliate the woman in question
Girl: For my boyfriend's birthday, I agreed to Cruise Control him and his four closest friends. I think I got to know each of them a little bit better after their cocks were in me.
by White Bread April 19, 2006