2 definitions by Whilma Zan Zeykenstein

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The process by which ones pants mimics the shape of a small and unappealing erection. This phenomenon caused by the folding of material surrounding the crotch region of a male or manly female creates a large amount of embarrassment over the fact that one has an erection and also the fact that one has a small erection (not a large erection as one obviously has). Most common when sitting, but also possible when standing on rare occasions. A pantrection is not contagious, unless a bumrection is being experienced; where the forced sitting makes a pantrection a highly contagious condition.
Mrs Carontoinko: Oh dear....Mr Carontoinko.....your erection, it is so huge!!!
Mr Carotoinko: Oh I am sorry dear, I know I said I would have the operation.....but that is not me...I am much smaller....that is all....pantrection.
Mrs Carontoinko: Take off your pants....I need to be alone with them for....27 minutes
by Whilma Zan Zeykenstein January 27, 2006
If one is said to be "Ben Hur" it implys that one is a man of small stature....yet a large amount of sexual appeal.
Thus one can never be....bigger than Ben Hur.
"Oh that Ben Hur...He's so hot right now!"
by Whilma Zan Zeykenstein January 30, 2006

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