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2 definitions by WhateverDude

 
1.
When two males or females simultaneously take a crap while in bathroom stalls next to each other. This may include a friendly conversation between said parallel dumpers.
"Hey dude, wait up- I have to take a shit"

"I'll just go with you- wanna parallel dump?"
by Whateverdude July 23, 2013
 
2.
A band from Salem, Virginia that plays rock music sounding like a mix of Incubus, Saosin, Dead Poetic and/or 30 Seconds to Mars.
The Venus Transit will take you away.
by WhateverDude December 26, 2006