4 definitions by Wezsez

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In Wexford,Ireland the term to "conquer poland" does not have anything to do with nazis or world war two,but in fact is a teenage's boys reference to 'score' girls.For example,a boy is particularly nervous before he first conquers poland and usually requires encouragement from his friends,or ''espirit des corps" and it is customary to take a 'parachute' for "safe landing" i.e. wearing a condom to protect onself from the possibility of pregnancy or stds.
"hey man,did you conquer poland last night after?"
"yeah man,at long last!I blitzkrieged her out of it!"
"brilliant,see I told you she just needed time.You did pack a parachute though?"
"of course,I couldnt let the troops flow free."
"wise choice,man"
"thaks for all the espirit des corps,by the way"
"no problem man,you have to look out for your fellow soldier,you know what I mean?"
by Wezsez April 17, 2008
"knacking"refers to knacker drinking i.e the craze of middle-class Irish teens to go drinking in fields and on beaches."on the knack"is an expression to indicate whether someone decides to "fuck the pub,the owner has enough money" and make like a true viking and go drinking in the wilds.This practice ids highly illegal and half the fun is eluding the "fuzz"(police) and getting pissed for half the price with a perfect view of the sunset.It is also preferable to teens as they have the ability to 'listen to music they actually like' outdoors rather than have to listen to "disco biscuit muzak" in clubs and "mid-life crisis tunes" in pubs"
"hey man,are you heading to the stores(nightclub) tonight?"
"nah,fuck that,man,michael tierney(the owner)has enough money.Me and the lads are going knacking on the beach.We'll get twice as much drink for our money and listen to music that we actually like for a change.Ah,sure,you know yourself it's better to go viking style"
by Wezsez April 15, 2008
A scaulder is a native of the derelict town of enniscorthy,which is known as the ghetto of the otherwise picturesque social haven of wexford county.While wexford town itself is a thriving metropolis,enniscorty is known for innerbreeding,gun crime and pre-teen pregnancy.A scaulder,if male,is generally crosseyed and illiterate and is obsessed with hurling and handball and other-ledser sports,who favourite passtime is usually fighting and eating grease.The woman scaulder is typically breatakingly ugly and pregnant by twelve.
"That girl I was texting,do you think I should ask her out?"
"good grief,no,she's nothing but a dirty scaulder,sure the tide would'nt take her out.The rat never strays too far from the gutter,avoid her like the plague,if you dont want to spend the rest of your life up in that inbred hell"
by Wezsez April 15, 2008
A '"Miriam" is an Irish slang term,Originated in Wexford,for an annoying,ugly woman who tries too hard.These women typically think they are a lot more important that they actually are,have high society friends when they dont,are convinced they are always right and intellectually superior to anyone else,particularly any male,and always need the have the last word on anything.They typically remain single throughout their entire lives.
"hey,home come your aunt never married,is she a dyke or something?"
"no,she's just a complete miriam,her ugliness and arrogance frighten men away.She thinks she's always right and above judgement and probably doesnt shave her armpits."
"Dude,thats disgusting".
by Wezsez April 17, 2008

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