17 definitions by Wesley Durrance

A word that is rarely used outside of the Drama Club circles in high schools.
Sam: My, 'tis a beautiful day.
Karl: God, what fag.
by Wesley Durrance September 19, 2005
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A sniglet invented for the sole purpose of rhyming with orange. It means those useless bits of white rind left over after you have peeled an orange.
After peeling an orange, one will usually find some sporange. Door hinge...
by Wesley Durrance September 24, 2005
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Wise-acre is essentially synonymous with the terms jerk and jackass. One defining feature is that a wise-acre enjoys comedy more than anything, and therefore an insult comic or a practical joker would be called wise-acres. It has fallen into disuse recently, but it's still there.
Yeah, Tom's a real wise-acre. He screwed the top of the salt-lid off and when I went to pour it it fell off.
by Wesley Durrance October 17, 2005
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Anybody who has ideals that are similar to that of the communists.
Beaver: Gee wally, that Eddie sure is a commie douche-bag.
Wally: Yeah, I guess you're right Beav.
by Wesley Durrance July 22, 2005
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A person of the hindu religion, also a term used for somebody who doesn't want to kill an animal for some unknown reason. Hindu can be interchangeable for hippie if you feel like making fun of a vegetarian.
Billy: But I don't want to kill the deer, dad!
Billy's Dad: Quit being such a God damned Hindu and shoot it, here, I'll do it for you.
*blam*
Billy: Bambi! Noooooooo!!
by Wesley Durrance September 17, 2005
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Someone hailing or claiming ancestry from Mexico.
"The damn Mexicans stole my tires again."
by Wesley Durrance August 22, 2005
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A made up mythical creature just like Centaurs and Leprechauns. Probably stemming from modern-day culture's obsession with vampires.
Tony: Oh Jesus! A psychic vampire!
Renold: Oh sure, and I'm sure there's a fucking shoe goblin right behind me as well.
by Wesley Durrance October 10, 2005
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