Coining up a foolish, humorous insinuation about somebody
or something that is probably not valid.
Assumers are also usually, if not always assdouches. Since these unintelligent individuals seems to be associated
with a lot of douchebag and asshole
They are ignorant to reality, and make assumptions in order to mentally compensate for their own assdoucheyness, by creating
humor for their own enjoyment, for the purposes of getting
on the nerves of others.
For further information on this kind, look up "Assdouche".
"You say you don't want
anybody over today
Stevey? I can only make the ASSumption that
you're going to have an 8 hour masturbation marathon to Jew-Porn."
"You're taking the dog out for a walk? Ha, I doubt it! I'm just going to ASSume that
you're secretly a closet-zoophilliac that
is waiting to act out on his urges and now this is the perfect opportunity, I'm calling the cops!"